How to Watch a Samuel L. Jackson Movie 101

About Sam's Awesomeness

May of us believe we are versed on how to watch movies, specifically movies in which Samuel L. Jackson has a role. This assumption is in fact not the case. None of us are truly ready for all that is Samuel L. Jackson.

You see Samuel L. Jackson, lovingly called Samuel L. Jackson by his truest fan, is the man. He simply is. He can't help that. After we acknowledge this about him, only then are we prepared to attend a movie with a privew of a Samuel L. Jackson preceeding it. After thorough study and practice we can move forward to movie releases.

See the below quotes to gain a greater understanding of what it takes to be an observer of thee Samuel L. Jackson.

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So, you cold?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

I took lessons

Yeah, I like animals better than people sometimes... Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act like they haven't seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs... is they got different dogs for different people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man's best friend... or the wrong man's worst enemy. You going to give me a dog for a pet, give me a pit bull. Give me... Raoul. Right, Omar? Give me Raoul.

Is she dead, yes or no?

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

So, you cold?

No man, I don't eat pork

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

I took lessons

Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger!

No man, I don't eat pork

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.

Is she dead, yes or no?

Are you ready for the truth?

I can do that

I'm serious as a heart attack

We happy?

You see? It's curious. Ted did figure it out - time travel. And when we get back, we gonna tell everyone. How it's possible, how it's done, what the dangers are. But then why fifty years in the future when the spacecraft encounters a black hole does the computer call it an 'unknown entry event'? Why don't they know? If they don't know, that means we never told anyone. And if we never told anyone it means we never made it back. Hence we die down here. Just as a matter of deductive logic.

I can do that